Tim and Eric: Free Real Estate Script

This is the script for the Tim and Eric sketch: Free real Estate.

The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only.

It's free! Real Estate! We're giving you land! It's free. We're giving you a house. It's real estate. Free. Its a free house for you, Jim. This is free real estate! You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free! Two bedrooms, no rugs. It's free! You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, its free, its got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day! It's for your house! Free real estate i'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate. Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! Its a free f**king house. It's free real estate.